Wanted to share some jokes that made me laugh pretty hard. Enjoy! :)
Why is the bible like a penis?
It gets forced down your throat by a priest.
What do chavs use as protection during sex?
The bus shelter.
Why were the baker’s hands brown?
Because he kneaded a poo.
The barman says: “Sorry, we don’t serve time travellers in here”…
A time traveller walks into a bar.
The past the present and the future all walk into a bar, it was tense.
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(Source: fuckyeahalbuquerque)
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They are there to be obnoxious with you…
…And to listen to your stupid stories.
They know how to cheer you up…
…And how to bring you down.
They know when you like someone…
…Or when you need to rebuild your self esteem.
Sometimes, they can be annoying…
Or just simply embarrassing…
But they will be always there for you, forever.
:’)
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Dan Radcliffe visits Alan Rickman backstage after Alan’s performance on “Seminar”. And possibly brought him flowers, too.
(Source: popwatch.ew.com)
Is Mickey making Swiss Cheese with his penis?
WHAT THE ACTUAL FUCK
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